Every kid loves ice cream (98.7%, specifically). Every kid wishes it was their birthday every day. Everyone loves birthday parties. Hey, I love birthday parties! 😀 My favorite time of year has always been my birthday. If we could make every day of the year feel like the way I feel on my birthdays, everyone would be super happy. The best birthday party in the world would have: – cake (preferably ice cream cake :)), birthday cake ice cream (we would make it ourselves), and we would get our diaries and write all our hopes and dreams one of which is mine, is to solve world peace.
Hi! I’m Austin! I don’t know how to begin a story like this. You’re probably wondering who I am. WELL I CAN PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEE IM WONDERING A WHOLE LOT MORE WHO YOU ARE!!! I know who I am! I’m Austin! I’m me! 🙂 I really like ice cream! I really like to sing! I really like EVERYTHING!!!
I think it’s my birthday party today. I don’t know why. My Mom and Dad keep telling me I was born today. I don’t know if that’s really a thing. I would like to write in my diary and tell you everything.
I know this is a silly diary. But it’s actually pretty astounding the things you can make with your bare hands. And whipped crem filling. The first thing you do to make birthday cake ice cream is get the ingredients. You need a plastic bag. Well actually two plastic bags. Actually it doesnt matter how many you have. If you don’t have two plastic bags, Lucky will give one to you. Or you can share it with your friends. I wa starting to say it doesn’t matter what kind it is. but it would probably be best if it wa zip-lic bags. They looks just like this: kind of like a peanut utter and jelly sandwich. the next thing you avhet od is ge the cream filling. *I got this from INstructables. Tod o that you can get a couple of cows. I you don’t have a couple of cows then thats ok we can make some. You can draw it like this:
make sure they’re happy cows:
then you can get a bottle of milk. Its cold and really beautiful, isn’t it? 🙂 I love when I get bottles f milk. When I got to the grocery store my Mom lets me push the cart or sometimes I ride in the cart and I look at all the people they look like sprinkles going in circles o we pick up rainbow sprinkles, and maybe some eggs, too, and when I get here I just cant WAIT to see what we’re going to do! I’m imaging my perfect planet. It’ say favorite ice cream scoop. I’m taking a pen, and drawing it:
(I almost forgot to tell you I think i come from a different planet it’s my favorite ice cream scoop). and showing it to all of my friends, so they can have it, too. I almost forgot to tell you the rest of what I’m going to do. After you get your milk and cream and pour it in your ziplock bag you need ice and salt too. You mash it and smash it but what you REALLy want want to do something cool instead of using the rainbow sprinkles you can use real fruit. I’ve got some lemons too. We can zest it! And maybe even use grapefruit! And oranges! And apples! And limes! And bananas! That would be pretty cool. 🙂
And finally we can we can freeze it. And it’s frozen. And now we can EAT it! And we can write about how we made it, just like I’m doing. My birthday party has been the best.
I can’t wait to see what happens next. 🙂
Austin Diamond 