I love the birds and the bees! I have a story you’re probably not going to believe. It’s the true story of how I achieved world peace. It’s all about

She’s really funny. She’s really stinky. She’s really hairy. I BET YOU COULDNT GUESS IT, BUT SHES ACTUALLY MY DOGGY!!! She always jumps and licks me. The two of us go running. We go searching for ants. Sometimes I get them in my pants. Then I want to dance. I leap up in the air and go flying! I’m like Wonder Man or Super Woman or maybe even Captain Underpants!!!